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THE PERKS OF BEING 50 AND OLDER!
KIDNAPPERS
ARE NOT INTERESTED IN YOU.
IN A HOSTAGE SITUATION YOU ARE LIKELY TO BE RELEASED FIRST.
NO ONE EXPECTS YOU TO RUN INTO A BURNING BUILDING.
PEOPLE CALL AT 9:00P.M. AND ASK "DID I WAKE YOU?"
PEOPLE NO LONGER VIEW YOU AS A
HYPOCHONDRIAC
.
THINGS YOU BUY NOW WON'T WEAR OUT.
YOU CAN EAT DINNER AT 4:00 P.M.
YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT SEX BUT NO WITHOUT GLASSES.
YOU ENJOY HEARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES
OPERATIONS.
YOU HAVE A PARTY AND THE NEIGHBORS DON'T EVER REALIZE IT.
YOUR JOINTS ARE MORE ACCURATE
METEOROLOGISTS
THAN THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE.
YOUR SECRETS ARE SAFE WITH YOUR FRIENDS BECAUSE
THEY CAN'T REMEMBER THEM EITHER.
YOU CAN'T REMEMBER WHO SENT YOU THIS PAGE.
Voc.
1. hypochondriac = 健康を気にしすぎる人
2. meteorologist = 気象学者
3. kidnapper =誘拐者，人さらい
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